Dear Bored Youth,
This is a note to the kids last weekend that decided to have a little fun and smashed three car/truck windows on our street.
Do not let my husband catch you, He is not afraid to go to jail after he beats your arse.
There are plenty of things for you to be doing.
The $182 that I gave to the glass company, I had set aside for yoga and massage - so now my colleagues and family will be suffering as well.
Warning. Find something constructive to do.

Thank you
Owners of the new drivers side window.

PS - Area police, thank you for unresponsiveness, care and concern. We got your back.